On-Air? Promotions? Check.

Mornings? Mid-days? Afternoons? Nights? Check.

CHR? AC? Country? Check.

I am definitely the person you are looking for to fill your opening. I've spent four years working overnights at our six station cluster in Joplin, MO, pulling an air shift as well as producing two morning shows. While earning my degree from Pittsburg State, I provided color analysis for the school's basketball team's TV broadcasts and worked for the Collegio, the school newspaper as the sports editor. Prior to that, I was the associate producer of the morning news at the CBS affiliate in Pittsburg, KS.

You don't have to worry about relocation costs because I am willing to live out of my car and shower at the closest gas station to get back on the air. Plus I can handle promotions and almost any web responsibilities you have.

My bags are packed - everything I own fits in my truck - so I can be ANYWHERE for your opening. Hit the website for the full resume and airchecks.

I am your next radio star so give me the opportunity to show you what I can do for you.

Sean Kernick - "Radar Love"
seank76@cableone.net
620-230-5323
http://myweb.cableone.net/radar76/resume.html

Dude...

No offense but that was one of the worst airchecks I've ever heard.
You're probably a good guy and you obviously have passion however you've really got to work on your delivery. I've heard 'pukers' before but on a scale of 1 to 10, your "puking" is a solid 11. Nobody talks that way in real life and no one wants to hear someone on the radio talk that way either.

Hopefully you can find a PD that is patient enough to work with you but in the world of juke-boxing and voice-tracking there are fewer actual on-air positions out there and you aren't quite ready.

I have hired him as a producer and copywriting talent. Before you make shitty remarks, take into account that he IS a great producer, and he IS a pretty decent writer. As far as producing goes you can't touch him. And NO I am not saying that just to be a snarky bitch as usual....

I have hired him as a producer and copywriting talent. Before you make shitty remarks, take into account that he IS a great producer, and he IS a pretty decent writer. As far as producing goes you can't touch him. And NO I am not saying that just to be a snarky bitch as usual....

I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin' in from above
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a wave in the air, Radar Love
The radio is playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
The road has got me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
(Instrumental break)
No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more radar lover gone
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love

When you say "top nine at nine" in your aircheck it literally sounds as though you are moving your bowels.

I dabbled in radio, but only behind the scenes. Why only behind the scenes? Because I have a terrible voice. Not suited for on air at all. Your voice isn't good. It doesn't mean that you can't be a great producer or a behind the scenes guy, but on air work won't be your forte. There is no shame in that.

I can't imagine that your real voice is any worse than your radio voice. There have been people with non traditional voices make a career in radio, but not many.

I hope that is the most sarcastic post for a job you could come up with cause if not, youre the problem with radio nowadays... Companies are looking for 'tools' just like you who will do ANYTHING to be on the air, so they can pay you NOTHING and you bow down to them... Fuck all that.. Its time for radio broadcasters to stop this groveling bullshit.. You have a talent that most OWNERS cant fathom so start acting like youve got a viable commodity. Maybe we will all someday start getting paid what were worth once OWNERS find out that a computer CANT do your job... Oh, yeah, syndicated radio sucks! There.. that ones for the corporate line toe'rs out there...Talent is gold.. Syndication is for people to lazy to try to be great..

Your job post sounds like a crack whore... "Gimme 10 dollars, Gimme 5... Ill suck your..... just gimme something, come on man, anything.."

Your first air check sounded like you were taking a dump at the time.
Not very good!

That was a great aircheck... for me to poop on!