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At least we'll be programming. Your sorry ass will still be trying to figure out how to walk without dragging your knuckles.

Q: How many affiliates does Woody have?
A: None. He can't find anyone willing to risk their FCC license or business.

Remember folks: Woody has no clue when it comes to FCC rules and has questionable ideas when it comes to the IRS.

Q: How many airchecks does he have over his career?
A: None. He's never worked in Radio in his life.

Q: How big is the allowance Mommy gives him?
A: Enough to keep him her garage and out of her hair, no doubt.

WOODY NELSON = JACK HAMMER = STEVEN BLOOD = 151% FRAUD.

I see you've never been to Billings. Beautiful summers, mountains, not unusually cold in the winters, thriving local businesses, low unemployment, low crime and miles above swamp land in Southern Florida in both elevation and class of people.